Aside from breaking and subsequently re-breaking every single footballing record every time he waltzes onto a pitch, the fine polka dot suits and having Ballon d'Ors on tap, Lionel Messi has now had his very own adjective added to the Spanish dictionary -- a word that's sole application is to describe just how bloody amazing Lionel Messi is.
The word in question is "inmessionante", and is defined in the dictionary thus...
1.) The perfect way to play football, an unlimited ability to self-improve.
2.) Describes the best player of all time.
Can we use that in a sentence? Of course we can: "Lionel Messi is very inmessionante." Hope that helps.
Think of it as a direct antonym for "Titusbramble-ism."
(Via Sportige)