Mauricio Pochettino raised many a quizzical eyebrow ahead of Tottenham's Champions League encounter against Inter Milan by rolling out a surreal bovine analogy in his prematch press conference.
"If you're not clever, experience on it's own is not going to help you in the future," he said.
"It's like a cow who sees every single day for 10 years the train crossing in front, and if you ask the cow when the train is coming he's not going to have the right answer."
So, with all this perplexing talk of cows and trains, Toe Poke presents some more weird and wonderful animal-related quotes from football managers and tasks you with identifying just who said what.