After bounding onto the scene with an incendiary tweet about his ironing, James Milner's ongoing social media adventure hit new highs on Monday evening.
The Liverpool midfielder gave his followers a candid glimpse into his party-all-night lifestyle by sharing a lurid photo of himself devouring popcorn at his local cinema.
"Had a heavy night on the popcorn," Milner quipped on Instagram. "Good job training is later tomorrow! #wildnight #don'ttellthegaffa #megabucket #cinema"
A mega bucket of popcorn? Well la-di-da. That thing must have cost a fortune. Never have we witnessed scenes of such unbridled opulence.
Footballers these days.